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A lighter look at pain
One of my favorite doctors once told me
laughter is the best medicine
but whats he know ? He's dead now .
Due to my back problems I CAN'T devote the time I'd like to
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Bad Back , Cartoons , Jokes , Pictures and great quotes please no kids
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy , go to the thermometer section
and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement,
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS
Bad Back Cartoons and Pictures
and the saying was born "and monkeys might fly out of my butt"
"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties."
GW Bush jr - discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson
"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?
You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."
GW Bush jr Sept. 19, 2002
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.
I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields,spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart,
they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business.
Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
G.W.Bush jr @ Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
Driving Buffalos waterfront 190
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